Thursday, September 9, 2010
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Tragedy Today
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Twenty-Eight North Koreans, six Spaniards and their Spanish fishing boat were released by Somali pirates in Madrid today, for a ransom of approximately 3.5 million. The Spanish government "did what it had to do," and so did the sixty pirates, who proved generous, sharing the ransom money with the friends and family who welcomed them home, before climbing into their luxury automobiles and waiting for the next ship to come in because it really does feel good to be a gangsta.
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009
Barbie is still a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, and she isn't shy about it anymore. After Aqua's song "Barbie Girl" became a hit and offended Mattel execs way back in 1997, Barbie seemed to focus on more intellectual endeavors, such as going camping and getting tattoos (no joke. Tattoo Barbie is available on Mattel's website). Now, Barbie is ready to get her dance on...to a re-recorded version of Aqua's original song. She's even got her own "Barbie Dance," based on the doll's twelve points of possible movement. Mattel says, "If you want to learn the dance, try moving like a doll, then add what Mattel calls “a signature point, twist, snap.” It's that simple, and now we can all be Barbie girls in a Barbie world. Is anyone else slightly scared? If you're not, International inspectors are, but it has nothing to do with Barbie. Iran has been saving the best for last for about seven years and allowed inspectors to "inspect" the plant under strict supervision. Although no one is certain, it is said visitors were equipped with blindfolds and extremely dense earplugs which they were encouraged to wear while in the plant, at the risk of getting lost and never finding their way out again. Inspectors came back from their visit "highly skeptical" of Iran's motivation and potential nuclear capabilities.