In a world that is constantly changing it can be tough to keep up. Fortunately for the sake of entertainment, Hollywood A, B and now C-listers are finding new ways to match the pace. In a move that rivals Prince for eccentricity and Puff Daddy for all-around ridiculousness, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have decided the burden of being themselves is just too much to bear and the only way to fix it is to change their public identities. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Running Bear and White Wolf, Hollywood's newest Native Americans. It's only a matter of time before one of them gets wise to the benefits of their new heritage and opens a casino. Ok, maybe a long, long time.
